Actual Lyrics from “A Milli”:
“I’m a venereal disease / like a menstrual bleed”
This is all.
Only valid if you can establish that being a woman is not a preexisting condition.
Oh totally! But, I think, there are better options: did you know that he once stated that “I’m so motherfucking high I could eat a star?” He did! The education gaps in that lyric are much wider! First, he seems to completely misunderstand what “getting high” actually is (you would think he would know!), but the true LOLs come when he thinks he could actually eat a star. Whoa, someone was NOT paying attention in class! Stars are huge, and hot, and very far away! For all intents and purposes, I think we can agree (with our educations) that those would be impossible to eat.
Alright, enough exclamation points! (Last one, I swear!) (Aw, shit). Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr dropped out of school when he was fourteen, which suggests to me that school was not high up his priority list. This would serve as fairly good evidence that Lil Wayne was poorly educated, if I were inclined to make that point on my blogr. Dealing with the fact that he got his GED and started taking online college courses on his own accord (it is safe to assume that he did not feel pressured to do this by the rest of the rap community or his fans) might complicate things, but that’s pretty deep in his Wikipedia article, so let’s ignore it.
There are probably some rather large gaps in Weezy’s education, yes, never going to high school will do that to a person. I, however, believe that, owing to the fact that he had a double platinum rap album by the time he was seventeen, the vagina is not an area where his education is lacking. I do not believe that he knows the phrase “menstrual bleed” and believes it to be the symptom of a disease. It’s just a dumb line, where both bars have something to do with the vagina.
Well! That went a bit longer than I expected. And I was planning on working in a reference to LFMAO and how their lyrics, despite being rich white boys, strike me as less educated than any Wayne song ever could. Oh, guess I did! So if you take anything away here, let it be this: fuck LFMAO.
