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happy fucking friday
real dogs
This helped me out a lot today.
This gets me in the holiday spirit.
In a sports culture dominated by ironic humor, the Broncos quarterback is unusually earnest
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-No one, today
“Well, have a happy holiday, hold down the fort!”
-My boss, 1 PM
“You guys should really go home”
-Me, to everyone else, 1:10 PM
Serpell told me that those handicaps can be easily masked by an outgoing, playful personality. “Bulldog breeders will insist that their dogs are happy and have a very good life,” Serpell said. “But a dog can love its owner and be happy at times, but that doesn’t mean his life isn’t needlessly compromised. In many ways, dogs are their own worst enemy. They don’t complain. They just kind of plod along, trying to make the best of things. That’s how I see many bulldogs. They are severely handicapped because of what we have done to them, but they still have these amazing personalities that shine through despite it all.”
“Can the Bulldog Be Saved?” — Benoit Denizet-Lewis, New York Times Magazine
See also: “Gary Francione: Animal Advocate.” The Believer, Feb. 2011
This article
Bet you can’t get SoM on that becauze BANDWITTH
SOFTLY WI-FI’N ON THE AMTRAKS, GETTIN MY BI-WEEKLY SOM IN
(Source: lactosefree)
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Fred Armisen imitates a decomposing fox.
It’s just, like, who the fuck else would realize that is a thing you could… it’s like...
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S.OS.
We don’t have any coffee.
Oh my god.

muahahahahaha
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I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'
CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
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Welp.
May we revise (for reasons of space) to read: “Miles Klee’s dick...
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